23. Greatest dream ever.

Last night was the best dream I've ever had. Why was it so awesome you ask? Oh, you didn't? Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. Kendall Jenner was in my dream. She was a bit different to the real Kendall (not that I know what she's really like, she might be really different to the one on KUWTK) but just seeing her up close in my dream is good enough. Course, I still wanna see her in person one day but this was a pleasant surprise. One weird thing though, she was married. What the hell. Why would I dream that? It was like a nightmare and a dream. Like a dreamare.

I wish I could remember more of the dream but I only realised she was in my dream about an hour after I woke up. Apparently after 5 minutes of waking up, you forget 50% of your dream, and after 10 minutes, 90%. Which is a shame. 

On a side note, I also saw Ariane Grande but she couldn't sing, and she's supposed to be a singer.

22. Leaving a mark.

Thought I had posted this. Looks like I had just saved it as a draft instead. Well, here it is.

Have you guys ever though about just how insignificant we are in this world? It's like nothing we do actually matters. If a person dies, what effect does it have on this planet? Heck, is earth even significant compared to this massive universe? There's nothing we can do about that, we're just humans after all.

I was just thinking about that today since Kate Middleton's son was just born. It was all over the news and so many people was outside Buckingham Palace for no reason. All they got to see was a note to say the baby was born. That baby is already more significant than a lot of us. He left a mark on the world just by being born. Compared to me, what have I done to get anyone noticed? Maybe that time I confessed to a girl and she cried but that's about it. I'm basically worth nothing in this world.

Not that I'm saying it's bad to be insignificant, some people prefer it that way. The way that nobody notices them and they can just get on with their lives. I have a different view of life though. I want to do something to get noticed, and it's for this reason that since I was just a kid, I've wanted to be famous. I'm not sure when the notion formed but I know for real that it's been one of my goals for a long time.

I just feel that leaving a mark on this world is one of the purposes of life. There's no way we just live and die without doing anything special. Well that's my opinion anyway, you don't have to agree with it.

-stripeytofu

21. Kendall Jenner

I know I haven't posted in ages and I should probably explain why. But I can't be bothered.

Now you can probably guess why.

I know I haven't posted in ages and I should probably explain why. But I can't be bothered and none of you will care because it's disinteresting.

Anyway, the point of this post is to show you guys my new love. You may remember when I went through a phase where I was a Swiftie. That's the term for a Taylor Swift fan. I loved her for ages. I still do, but now she's become number two.

Kendall Jenner. She's my number one. I am absolutely mesmerized by her beauty. She's like an angel with no wings.. so like a human.

Yeah, so basically I just really like her due to my shallowness. The only things I know about her are from what I see on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I have a feeling her personality on the show is actually what it's like in real life. I mean she doesn't seem too dramatic like Kim is (and the rest of the cast).

Kendall's face is so plain, yet so perfect. She has like, all the right proportions everywhere. I can't really explain it, but the bottom line is, she's the most perfect female human being. With Brad Pitt being the perfect male counterpart.

tofu