21. Kendall Jenner

I know I haven't posted in ages and I should probably explain why. But I can't be bothered.

Now you can probably guess why.

I know I haven't posted in ages and I should probably explain why. But I can't be bothered and none of you will care because it's disinteresting.

Anyway, the point of this post is to show you guys my new love. You may remember when I went through a phase where I was a Swiftie. That's the term for a Taylor Swift fan. I loved her for ages. I still do, but now she's become number two.

Kendall Jenner. She's my number one. I am absolutely mesmerized by her beauty. She's like an angel with no wings.. so like a human.

Yeah, so basically I just really like her due to my shallowness. The only things I know about her are from what I see on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I have a feeling her personality on the show is actually what it's like in real life. I mean she doesn't seem too dramatic like Kim is (and the rest of the cast).

Kendall's face is so plain, yet so perfect. She has like, all the right proportions everywhere. I can't really explain it, but the bottom line is, she's the most perfect female human being. With Brad Pitt being the perfect male counterpart.

tofu

20. A sorta job.

Guys, last week, I filled in an application for an unpaid online job. Well, I got the job a few days ago but I won't tell you what it is yet, so stay tuned. It's pretty cool.

-stripeytofu

19. Have you ever..?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

I'm not quite sure what to make of it since I don't know what love is, but I like to think it's a real concept.

This morning, I think I came close. Perhaps.

I was on the tube to work, and I saw this girl standing to the side of me. She wore a beanie and a blue jacket. She wore other pieces of clothing too but I can't remember what they were. She had some makeup on; long eyelashes and red lipstick. She gave me the same feeling I have when I like a girl for a long time, but in just about 10 seconds. We were only on the same train for one stop, but those 40 seconds were magical. OK, I'm getting too cheesy for most of you now so I'm gonna back up.

But man, I won't forget her face.

-stripeytofu